BORN, a scorpio
It dawns on me that people born under the zodiac sign of “scorpio” should launch a class action suit against, um, the Greeks? If there was a study it would show that folks born under this sign suffer a statistically significant amount of negative remarks and reactions than all other signs combined!
Here’s an example . You’re at a lavish holiday party in downtown Los Angeles and the conversation goes something like this,
“Hi, I’m Ambrosia, isn’t this a fabulous party? Oh, and by the way, I’m a Pices!” There are cheers and someone chirps…”Oh, I love Pices Peeps!”
Someone decide this is a fun party game and doesn’t waste time…..
“Hi, I’m Mona and I’m a Leo!” More cheers and claps…..”Oh, Leo’s so rule! Can I be your BFF?”
“Hey, My name’s Dana and I’m a Libra!” Standing ovation throughout the room and wild clapping…..
“Oh you libras are so balanced and creative! Will you help me decorate my living room, pleaaaaaasee?”
“Well, I guess it’s my turn! I’m Nikki and I’m a gemini.” Nine bobbing heads in approval.
“Oh yes, you guys are so interesting, always understanding either side of a story. Can you help me figure out my in-laws, I’ll pay you!” Wild ascending laughter….
“Hey, you, over there, tell us your name and sign.”
“Oh, sure, okay, um, my name is Opal and I am a scorpio.”
Awkward silence followed by….
“OMG, has anyone tried that amazing humus dip. , it’s crazy good, ladies!”
The sound of six inch heels clicking across the shiny hardwood floor, like a bevy of reindeer hoofs.
Opal, an Aquarian, says to self: “Thank you, Scorpio, for helping me out here….”